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Why is it that when a chimp is seated in a leather chippendale wingchair, dressed in a three-piece suit, and smoking a pipe, it's considered completely hilarious, but when a human does this, he comes off as downright regal?
The truth is that we're all apes, and everything we do is uproariously funny. We all fart, fall down, peruse the Reader's Digest while on the toilet, bring dead pine trees into our homes to be covered in crap to celebrate a holiday dedicated to the birth of an ape who rose from the dead, and sing the Chili's baby back ribs jingle.
Remember this on your way to work tomorrow. Everyone you see driving a car is an ape.
Barbecue sauce.
